By Hope, Jones, and Wooten, authors of “The Dixie Swim Club”
Directed by Karen Buesing
Performances: Friday April 7 and Saturday April 8, 8pm
Tickets: Regular $35. Ten or more @ $25 each. Must be bought in blocks of ten.
Actors are asked to promote the show and arrange for at least 10 people to purchase tickets. There are no comp tickets. Because the show is a benefit for the theatre there is no compensation.
Rehearsals: Monday – Thursday evenings: April 3 – 6, 2017. 7 – 10pm.
About the play
In this hilarious, fast-paced comedy, the inhabitants of one of the smallest trailer parks in Texas—four doublewides and a shed—are thrown for a loop when they realize the nearby town of Tugaloo is determined to annex them. They have to work together to protect their way of life – even if that means seceding from the Lone Star state and dealing with a traitor in their ranks. A cast of colorful characters makes this an hysterical comedy.
Monday February 13: 6:30pm – 8:30pm. Stageworks Theatre.
Characters listed below. Digital copy of the script available by requesting from Karen Buesing.
To sign up for an audition: email or call the director: Karen Buesing: Karen.firstname.lastname@example.org
Characters: (Flexibility on ages. Looking for “characterizations”. Eccentricities.
OPEN FEMALE ROLES are in red. The rest are already cast. :
Big Ethel Satterwhite (50’s – 60’s) Rough, tough, no-nonsense nurse with a heart
Lark Barken (20’s……) A young, clueless free spirited but very eager woman…with a purpose.
Starla Pudney (30’s – 40’s) The High Maintenance First Lady of Tugaloo. Always looking out for her piece of the pie. ..and she’s not above cheating.
Georgia Dean Rudd (40’s – 50’s) Gregarious ball of fire. Takes nothin’ from nobody.
Joveeta Crumpler (30;s – 40’s) Vivacious and tightly wound, business woman of the year.
Caprice Crumpler (50’s – 60’s) Overly made up, Loves to laugh. Loves to party. Loves life with a vengeance. Gonna be the next great Star.
OPEN MALE ROLES are in red. The rest are already cast.
Norwayne “Baby” Crumpler (40’s – 50’s) A good old boy who favors flannel shirts and cut off camouflage and work boots. Very earnest and eager to please. Naïve,sweet son of crazy mama. In one scene,he wears a dress!!
Haywood Sloggett (70’s – 80’s) Elderly. Cranky. Always KNOWS he’s right. Doesn’t like anyone – anytime, anywhere
Lomax Tanner (40’s – 50’s) a ladder climbing low-level sleazy bureaucrat who fancies himself as the next major land developer. Doesn’t matter how many bodies he has to climb over to get to the top of the ladder…without falling down himself. All without mussing his hair.
Stageworks Theatre will be holding Auditions for the upcoming production of:
The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity – by Kristoffer Diaz
Directed by Karla Hartley
Fight Choreography by Daniel Granke
***All performers are paid. There is 1 AEA Special Appearance Agreement available
Rehearsals begin May 9, 2017
Performances will be June 1-18, 2017.
We are casting the following roles:
MACEDONIO ‘MACE’ GUERRA Late 20’s-early 30’s. A Puerto-Rican professional wrestler. Good at what he does. Somewhat undersized, but still fit. Our hero. Must have a feel for language/hip-hop rhythms.
CHAD DEITY Early 30’s-mid 40’s. African American, champion of THE Wrestling. Confident, charismatic, handsome, with a tremendous physique. Not a very good wrestler.
VIGNESHWAR ‘VP’ PADUAR Late 20’s-early 30’s. An Indian American Brooklynite. Charismatic, natural, effortless. Must have a feel for language/hip-hop rhythms.
JOE JABRONI Late 20’s-mid-40’s, Caucasian. A professional wrestler. Actor plays several roles including BILLY HEARTLAND and OLD GLORY. MUST be extremely physically fit, previous wrestling experience preferred.
EVERETT K. OLSON (also known as EKO) – the Caucasian owner of THE Wrestling; brash, confident, ostensibly our villain
Actors are asked to prepare a 1 minute contemporary monologue and may be asked to read from the script. Please also provide a copy of your headshot and resume at the time of your audition.
All actors should be prepared to read from sides*.
Tuesday, February 28th, 2017, beginning at 6pm
1120 East Kennedy Blvd, #151
Tampa, Florida 33612
To schedule an audition, please email: email@example.com
*sides will be provided